This hat is for every guy (or girl) who says “I’ll see if I can make it” but really means “I’ll text her first.” It’s for every friend who ghosts the group after 8 p.m., every last-minute “Can’t—busy tonight,” and every bar stool left empty because someone got vetoed.
It’s for the one nursing a beer and pretending you’re not checking your phone. Just ask your wife already and grab a cold one!
No promises we’ll send you home early though.
This hat is for every guy (or girl) who says “I’ll see if I can make it” but really means “I’ll text her first.” It’s for every friend who ghosts the group after 8 p.m., every last-minute “Can’t—busy tonight,” and every bar stool left empty because someone got vetoed.
It’s for the one nursing a beer and pretending you’re not checking your phone. Just ask your wife already and grab a cold one!
No promises we’ll send you home early though.
