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This one’s for the main characters, the chaos coordinators, and the people who always bring the fun. The “Tell Your Man I Said Shut Up” hat is bold, a little unhinged, and exactly what your group chat expects from you.
Because if your name’s in someone’s mouth... you might as well make it merch.
Only 100 available at this price – then it jumps to $35
Free shipping included
Premium 5-Panel Hat
Designed to turn heads, start laughs, and spark convos
You’re literally helping us build our mobile tap trailer with every order
This is a limited pre-order. Production starts once we reach 81 orders, with shipping expected about 6 weeks after that.
We know it’s a wait, but you’re not just buying a hat—you’re part of building something real. Thanks for riding with us
This one’s for the main characters, the chaos coordinators, and the people who always bring the fun. The “Tell Your Man I Said Shut Up” hat is bold, a little unhinged, and exactly what your group chat expects from you.
Because if your name’s in someone’s mouth... you might as well make it merch.
Only 100 available at this price – then it jumps to $35
Free shipping included
Premium 5-Panel Hat
Designed to turn heads, start laughs, and spark convos
You’re literally helping us build our mobile tap trailer with every order
This is a limited pre-order. Production starts once we reach 81 orders, with shipping expected about 6 weeks after that.
We know it’s a wait, but you’re not just buying a hat—you’re part of building something real. Thanks for riding with us